Bianca Niyonzima Writer · Editor · Host

Credits

Writing

I write across formats and genres — screenplays, sketch comedy, music videos, and Taaru — a feature screenplay and thesis short now in production. Comedy is where most of my produced work sits so far; it isn’t the ceiling. All three scripts below are available to read in full.

Screenplays

Original scripts, each one a PDF you can open and read right now.

Woke Beauty title card

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Woke Beauty

Sleeping Beauty wakes up mid-kiss and wants to know who gave the prince permission. A fairy-tale parody in which the villain can’t land a monologue, the royals are relentlessly petty, and the prince is finally charged after sixty years.

  • Screenplay
  • 5 pages
  • Comedy
Read Woke Beauty (PDF) →

Breaking News:
Boobth Desecration

Written by Bianca Niyonzima

Writer

Breaking News: Boobth Desecration

The Boobth is a booth in the Vassar dining hall, covered for years in student-drawn sketches of breasts and beloved accordingly. When a second Boobth appears on campus, a local news team covers the schism with the gravity of a constitutional crisis.

  • Screenplay
  • 4 pages
  • Satire
Read Breaking News (PDF) →

Emotional
Terrorists

Written by Bianca Niyonzima

Writer & performer

Emotional Terrorists

A host delivers a straight-faced field guide to spotting an “emotional terrorist” on a college campus — until production starts cutting in, off-camera, on what she’s allowed to say on air.

Language note: written and performed by me. The reclaimed term the segment turns on is used in-community, and the joke is the on-air policing of it, not the word itself.

  • Segment script
  • 3 pages
  • Satire
Read Emotional Terrorists (PDF) →

Good Morning Vassar

VCTV’s student-run satirical news show. Writing since September 2024.

I write “Bianca’s B*tch Sesh,” an original recurring comedic segment — scripting through shoot-day production logistics — and contribute freelance sketch writing across the show’s wider lineup, developing new segments with the producers and cast.

Season 2, Episode 3: Baby One More Time

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Season 2, Episode 3: Baby One More Time

Half-hour sketch comedy episode.

  • Sketch comedy
  • 23:43
  • April 2026
  • Good Morning Vassar
Episode 2: REDACTED

Writer

Episode 2: REDACTED

Half-hour sketch comedy episode.

  • Sketch comedy
  • 22:02
  • May 2025
  • Good Morning Vassar

Music videos & narrative

Writing that isn’t comedy — concepts, treatments and scripts for pieces I also direct and cut.

I write the concepts and treatments for the music videos I direct, for myself and for other student artists, then cut them myself. because you’re me is a personal-essay short rather than a music video, and Taaru — my feature screenplay and its thesis short — is in production.

because you’re me

Writer, director, editor

because you’re me

An introspective personal-essay short.

  • Short film
  • 4:22
  • December 2024
  • biancanynzma
Circles

Director, editor

Circles

Music video for “Circles” by Crime Mob — concept, direction and edit.

  • Music video
  • 7:43
  • August 2024
  • MUSICVIDEOSBYB

All video & editing credits →

In development — Taaru

Taaru is my feature screenplay, with a short film of it currently in production as my senior thesis — written and directed by me. It’s the longest-form work I’ve taken on and the clearest signal of where I’m headed. Beyond it I’m open to writing across genres and formats — comedy, drama, music video, documentary and branded work — on spec or to a brief.

Talk to me about a script